Nina vs The World

Man.. I feel so unprepared! I haven't even bought out half of Lowe's and Home Depot, or jam packed my house in every corner with canned goods.. What is that you say? I'll be rapturized ? No need to pack my clothes? Not even my cute flower printed sandal wedges? Hmm.. Are there going to be snacks on the flight? Okay. Enough ridiculousity. Apparently, we all fell asleep and missed the calling- Judgement Day is May 21st? That's like 10 days away! I won't get to see Oprah's last show, or who gets crowned queen of beauty on Nuestra Belleza Latina.. or worst.. I won't get to enjoy my first legit drink at 21?! That's right folks.. The end of the world jumped up again from December 21, 2012 to May 21, 2011. Everything I put off to do in my life must be crammed in ten flipping days, from dropping those 10 lbs, reading Shakespeare and bike ride to Australia. Looks like I've got a lot of fessin' up to do for the next ten days, too. Oh well. I hear...

Are you tired of driving to church on Sundays just so you can tell the priest you've been getting jiggy lately?  Are you done with having to write your sins down, or trying to keep them under five per week so you can remember them?  Well transgress no more.  Apple now offers a new Catholic app.. CONFESSION! For a reasonable price now all you have to do is type your shortcomings and scantiness on the privacy of your Iphone. No face to face embarrassment, no wasted gas, and the same equal pardon opportunity- whether you cursed or poisoned your mother in law.  You can read about it here. What other apps will the Catholic church profit- er I mean, take use of?  Presenting the new.. IBaptized App! With this fancy application, you recite your creeds and knowledge, press a button, and use the phone's squirt power to commence your solid relationship with the Higher One. For a one time price of $9.99, now you too can become one with the Holy Spirit!