Travel halfway around the world to the United States. Such destruction parallel to Japan's is imminent. Haiti, Chile, and China had their turn last year. It's only a matter of time before a quake with such intense power rocks our world, literally. And yet.. everyone seems to be completely indifferent- in fact, they could not bear to be any more apathetic.
Instead, they are busy tracking Charlie Sheen and his vile inanity everywhere he erupts puerile concepts orally. Mind you, death and destruction is wreaking utmost havoc in Japan, people are dying at every angle and direction, and the States are smugly staring at the antics of a drugged monkey. A monkey with cool made up words and neat sunglasses.
It's disgusting, I tell you. This is the only mention I will make of the idiotic monkey known as Sheen, and continue my focus on things that actually matter- like how to help Japan. Or at least, how to call people's attention that the end of the world as we know it, is nigh.