5,000 HITS+ Rant

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People, we finally made it. We passed the 5,000 mark!

But.. but why are so many other bloggers more successful? Why do old ladies with boring stories from the past have more than 600 followers? Why is every other blog a blog on parenting with a cheesy name like, "Keeping up with the Kooklas!" Or "Raising Tommy, Whammy, and Flammy!" Why am I still frozen in time at 9 followers and only 21 LIKES?! I'm dedicated! I'm smart-ish, and once in a while, I'm ridiculously funny! There are certain conundrums I will never figure out.

Think about it. It's a difficult world for women! (Yes.. another feminist rampage.) Especially the young and childless. You can't succeed by pity, or by exploiting your nonexistant kids. In this world, imaginary children are just not that important to anyone. Nonsense! You may respond. But listen here, buddy. How long did it take women to reach top notch paying yobs eh? And I don't mean extensive street social work.. if you catch my drift. Women sports? Does anyone watch them for the athletic, sport-ness of the event? Of course not. Thats the only explanation of how Maria Kurnikova is a legendary tennis player even though it has nothing to do with her skills during matches. Female Beach Volleyball. If nothing had convinced you yet that female sports are rigged, this should take the cake. Does anyone keep score? Are their shorts shrinking all the time? Am I insane?! I'm telling you. Either they exploit themselves or they have to walk the man walk to gain some respect..

All I know is that I stand alone on my blogging platform. And it may take years before someone recognizes and appreciates my unparalleled awesomenesss. And my ridonkulous ability to make up words as I go. But thanks for sticking by me as I've come from zero to 35 mph. And maybe one day when I get a literary agent to publish my insanity, I'll dedicate a page or two to all the awesome support I've had as of yet. :)

Now... on to party!! Bust out the bubble wrap! Pass the chips and dip! Blast the house music! And everyone, have a great Friday :)



Comments

Anonymous said…
I AGREE!! Stupid people who blog about stupid stuff. WORTHWHILE ONLY!! there should be a filter which gets rid of stupid posts/blogs.
I love your rants by the way!! :D
June 11, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Ninalocks said…
Thank you Ally! I appreciate the support. Yes, there are way too many dumpy blogs out there that are just painful to even look at for longer than five seconds- with retarded posts like, "My pencils are all sharpened. Cannot wait to use them. got to go to school tomorrow! Good night world!" sigh..
June 13, 2011 at 7:52 AM
Anonymous said…
its worse than facebookers who say: "had a nice sleep last night tbf, and now I'm eating cornflakes!"
just why?
June 13, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Ninfamous said…
Fakebook makes social rejects think someone cares about them and that they have "friendships". Thanks, Zuckerberg.
June 13, 2011 at 1:30 PM
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