Monday, May 9, 2011

Ninfamous' Random Thoughts

What's up with today's football players? When did they get so fat? Is football the American version of sumo wrestling with cool helmets? Did they eat the football? When they're not on the field, they must be getting open heart bypass surgery.

Seriously. South Beach Diet anybody?


Two things you should never tell people. 1) Wow, you're photogenic! Which basically means, "Wow, for a minute there I actually thought you had a decent face!" and B) You look better in person. Which technically means, "I was taken aback by your digital appearance, but its relieving to see you're really not that aesthetically repulsive in the flesh." Both are classic backhand compliments and just two examples of things that should never leave your twisted mind. 

Photoshop Strikes Again!





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